jellyrows

Ask me anything   im a noob

This how I want dress my kids in the future ^-^ 

-alyssa

This how I want dress my kids in the future ^-^

-alyssa

— 3 weeks ago

atencio:

Key & Peele - Das Negros

This is my favorite sketch from last night’s show. Ty Burrell did a fantastic job playing a nazi, and was one of the nicest people I’ve ever worked with, even if it was a little disconcerting to give direction to someone in an SS officer’s uniform. The sketch was originally written by Rebecca Drysdale, and was edited by Christian Hoffman, one of our two ninja editors. It was photographed, as with everything on the show, by Charles Papert.

(via comedycentral)

— 3 months ago with 187 notes
collegehumor:


Baby Born At Strip Club

Well, that kid’s life is pretty much mapped out.

collegehumor:

Well, that kid’s life is pretty much mapped out.

— 5 months ago with 553 notes
collegehumor:


Honk If You Are Wearing A Thong

If you honk a horny cop immediately pulls you over.

collegehumor:

If you honk a horny cop immediately pulls you over.

— 5 months ago with 433 notes
sirmitchell:

If these two had a show together it would be cancelled within five minutes. Interrupted by a breaking news story about the thousands of people who died from laughter while watching it. But when they cut to the anchor, he’s slumped over on his desk, dead from only having witnessed the last 15 seconds. 

sirmitchell:

If these two had a show together it would be cancelled within five minutes. Interrupted by a breaking news story about the thousands of people who died from laughter while watching it. But when they cut to the anchor, he’s slumped over on his desk, dead from only having witnessed the last 15 seconds. 

(Source: wallflowerxolr)

— 6 months ago with 9572 notes
xandertravis:

ohmygawd…why would you…? oh just i can’t not laugh when i see this LOOK KIERVELYNNE LOOK AT THE EMBARRASSMENT OF THIS POOR POOR MAN

xandertravis:

ohmygawd…why would you…? oh just i can’t not laugh when i see this LOOK KIERVELYNNE LOOK AT THE EMBARRASSMENT OF THIS POOR POOR MAN

(Source: flyingscotsman)

— 6 months ago with 3399 notes

sirmitchell:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Colbert lose it like this on the air. I had quite a chuckle myself. 

— 6 months ago with 1442 notes
Viagra

If it last more than four hours call some more bitches

— 7 months ago